It happens to every artist who’s ever owned a personal printer, after toiling for hours to put the finishing touches on your visual masterpiece, you finally power up your printer ready to materialize your baby into the real world, only to be greeted by this:

Printer Low Ink

I feel a song coming on. A song called "Let's Smash the Printer!"

Now I love my printer as much as the next person, that’s why when my printer encounters even the slightest snag in performing its sole purpose of existence, I immediately look for a flat durable surface to repeatedly smash it into until it isn’t the same shape anymore. Still, wouldn’t it be great if there was a better solution for when you need to print something other than really long emails regarding your newly found state of bankruptcy?

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Zephos’ MiniComi Adventure!

by Zephos on July 26, 2011

In all my years of drawing anime/manga art, I’ve yet to have attended a single anime convention – partially because I’m a misanthrope with a history of anti-social tendencies, but mostly because I really like staying at home a lot (Staying home is awesome!). Now I can finally cast away my convention goer virginity and say that I’ve attended my first anime convention – now with 100% less lying about the “attended” part!

MiniComi Poster Earlier this week on July 23rd, the first MiniComi convention was held in Vancouver, BC and I got my very first gig as a vendor selling prints of my artwork with all proceeds going to help Japan via the charity organization Direct Relief International. I would like to thank all those who looked through my work and purchased prints, this endeavor would not have been possible without you! – well technically, it would have still been “possible”, but  in the same way that crashing a car into a convenience store is still technically “entering” it.

The two months leading up to the event was like a crash course in Murphy’s Law 101 as prints that I’ve ordered encountered existence failure issues, unpredictable events in the town I grew up in had me emotionally divided, and my limited budget started to wear frighteningly thin so that my idea of fine dining became a hotdog from Costco (They are crazy delicious though!). Also, the whole “Massive Artist’s Block”  thing that I’ve been already going through for the last few months wasn’t doing wonders for my self confidence. In the end though, it all worked out with the help of some very good friends and family and it was worth every minute of it!

MiniComi Table Here’s a picture of my humble little corner of heaven at MiniComi taken by fellow artist and good friend Albert of www.albertart.net, who has also written an article about the convention complete with pictures of many of the best cosplay outfits that were there! Albert was also the one who convinced me to participate in the first place to the point where he was practically dragged me across the road to do at least one convention this Summer, for which I am very grateful of now in hindsight.

A heart felt thanks also goes to a certain follower of my work on Flickr who gave me some incredible words of encouragement right at the point where I thought I had run out of options. Thank you, it meant the world to me, you know who you are out there! ^_^

Now without further ado…

The Top 5 Things I Learned about Being a Vendor at MiniComi!

1. When in doubt, you WILL run out of table space – think vertical boards, hangers or use albums or portfolios!

2. Variety might be the spice of life, but it sucks at retaining customer attention – Pick your best stuff and focus on it!

3. If it can be read, the customer will not read it – prioritize text and make the letters freaken’ ginourmas!

4. Always be open to negotiation and feedback, the customer always comes first!

5. Female cosplayers are extremely attracted to plushies in the shape of a giant Pepperidge Goldfish cracker!

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Valentines 2011: The Power of Love Hates You!

by Zephos on February 14, 2011

Happy Valentines 2011: The Power of Love Hates You Too

Happy Valentines everybody! – The one day of the year we can blatantly tell borderline strangers that we love them and not be charged with sexual harassment!

Valentines day is also that one day of the year in Japan (Among other countries in Asia) where your entire validity as a man is determined by the amount of chocolates you secure by the end of the day from girls… go-go entire male population of Japan! Let the lack of sugary donations of goodness from the girls in your life grind your self-esteem into a fine sandy paste!

In this illustration, we have the lovely Gitynia with a super compact version of the Cross Light dress to fit an extra compact body looking for love in all the right places!… but with the wrong tool. I wanted to try super bright saturated colors this time around because I hate people who love love and love people who hate love… wait, what did I just say? Anyway, coloring with really bright colors is dangerous, don’t do it kids.

Hope all you lucky boys and girls out there with someone to love have an awesome day! Please rest assured that I will not stare at you with utter contempt as I  proceed to stalk you throughout your day to cope with personal inadequacy issues.

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Happy 7th Anniversary Flickr!

February 10, 2011

To commemorate Flickr’s 7th Anniversary, here’s a drawing of Flickr-tan, an anime girl persona of all things Flickr! – including gratuitous amount of surprisingly functionless blue and magenta spheres and a vomiting panda doll! Time for a little history lesson!  Flickr was originally a prototype image hosting site created by Ludicorp located in Vancouver BC, [...]

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10 Awesome Drawing Tools That They Never Gave You In School

January 25, 2011

With the holidays now a distant memory, it’s time for the academically enrolled aspiring artist to be reacquainted with their tried and true tool of torture, the wooden #2 pencil with its pitifully pink eraser at the top! Do the memories of working with such substandard supplemental school supplies make you twitch whenever considering what [...]

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How to Play The Sims 3 VERY Badly!

January 3, 2011

Those who’ve known me for a longer time than I’m generally comfortable with know that I’m a long time The Sims fan and FAQ writer, better known as TheSocialBunny! Named after that trauma summoned man sized bunny that comes down to console sims who are very, very lonely in The Sims 2. Recently, due to [...]

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Hoppy New Year 2011!

January 1, 2011

Hoppy New Year 2011 Everyone! This year according to the Chinese Zodiac is the Year of the Rabbit, and you know what that means!… well, you might, but I’m pretty sure I don’t, haven’t checked my horoscope lately to be honest, but I drew this illustration of “Albino Snow Bunny Girl” Albi-chan! Albi-chan’s main motif [...]

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Merry AFTER Christmas

December 30, 2010

Do you feel so tired after the holidays from the shopping, the partying and spending time with immediate family that you feel that you need another holiday just to recover? For when the holiday is more stressful than actually working, a pat on the back is well deserved! Congratulations on surviving the holidays, Merry After [...]

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Sylis’ Soulpiercer Dress (10/10)

December 29, 2010

Perfect for those who don’t particularly fear the reaper, the Soulpiercer Dress is a light weight, combat ready attire catered to Gothic sensibilities and infused with good old fashion cowgirl hospitality, because heaven knows how often those demographics mix!Of course, it helps to be inherently demonic when slipping this silky bar dress on and getting [...]

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Gitynia’s Crosslight Dress (9/10)

December 27, 2010

For when you want to commit horrendous atrocities against humanity in the name of one or more deities but without that claustrophobic feel those plate mail wearing sissies are always whining about, put your faith in the Crosslight dress!Sporting beautiful, breathable, bloodstain resistant fabrics, the Crosslight dress is designed with all of the comforts of [...]

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