Phia’s Phi Dress (8/10)

October 9, 2010

Sometimes, the best things in life are the simple little things… then there’s this walking physical manifestation of convolution, the Phi Dress! Made from the latest and greatest in technology from the fine folks you’ve come to trust at Ancient Technology™, the Phi Dress is 300 kilograms of self powered mechanical warfare complete with canceler [...]

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Rally’s Holy Beast Dress (7/10)

October 2, 2010

Recent studies by a third party that we totally did not pay to skew the results have shown that a girl can never have too many tails, that’s why when it comes to good old fashion tail filled goodness, accept no substitutes, the Holy Beast Dress is the only way to go! Along with complimentary [...]

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Avica’s Filibuster Dress (6/10)

September 25, 2010

Let’s face it, “symmetry”, among other things such as the golden ratio, basic color theory, and breathable air are overrated.  Symmetry is a sign of laziness. Symmetry is redundancy. Symmetry is nature’s copy, paste and flip for when it lacks any creative innovation to go out and royally screw things up in ways that only [...]

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Sylis’ Heartbreaker Dress (5/10)

September 10, 2010

If wearing a single necktie is considered fashionable then it only stands to reason that an entire dress made out of neckties must be the ultimate in fashion with the Heartbreaker dress, a dress that along with shamelessly being made out of 100% recycled heart ties made from the tears of grown men also has [...]

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Gitynia’s Apocalypse Dress (4/10)

September 6, 2010

Where Gitynia comes from, you do not ride the tank, the tank rides you. That’s why in the world of overly excessive armored dresses with a gratuitous amount of weapon systems built in, the Gitynia’s Apocalypse Dress stands apart as a structure of ridiculous fortified by a frame of overkill and topped with a sprinkle [...]

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Phia’s Starlet Dress (3/10)

September 3, 2010

Here at www.mostlyimaginary.com, we believe that clothing should either be an abomination of innovation with the power to cause innocent bystander’s faces to instantaneously implode… or surprisingly functional in everyday life. Rest assured, the Starlet Dress has the second category covered! Unlike the Omnicide Dress which has the power to make the convex side of [...]

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Rally’s Savage Dress (2/10)

August 31, 2010

Here we go with the second outfit for this year! Rally and her equally hostile “Savage Dress!” which really isn’t a dress now that I think about it, but it really doesn’t look like a suit either, so I’ll just be vague yet significantly off the mark and say it’s a dress. In all of [...]

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Avica’s Omnicide Dress (1/10)

August 28, 2010

The time has finally come! Now instead of posting entry after entry about how I managed to accidentally destroy this site on any given day in the process of making it, I shall post about… well, something other than that I guess… probably. This site could still spontaneously explode just for old times sake. Okay [...]

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Blog Under Construction!

August 8, 2010

August 26, 2010: Updated to Thesis 1.8! I’m assuming that since the site hasn’t imploded yet that I did it correctly… probably. Oh wait, it just imploded — my bad, I used absolute links instead of relative links, not exactly upgrade proof as it turns out. I better fix that right about now ^_^. Soon [...]

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